Ka nj\u00eb specie t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb patriot\u00ebsh dhe gjallesash q\u00eb lul\u00ebzojn\u00eb ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht n\u00eb Facebook. Si rregull, jan\u00eb trima t\u00eb fshehur pas fotove t\u00eb flamurit n\u00eb profilet e tyre.
\nEm\u00ebruesi i p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt: nj\u00eb shqipe q\u00eb ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr p\u00ebrkthyes dhe p\u00ebrdorimi i fjal\u00ebve fyese me vrullin e nj\u00eb adoleshenti q\u00eb i p\u00ebrs\u00ebrit q\u00eb t\u00eb mos i harroj\u00eb. Jan\u00eb autoritete t\u00eb vet\u00ebshpallura p\u00ebr \u00e7do tem\u00eb. U ka mbetur ora dhe jetojn\u00eb me Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb e vitit kur u larguan. Ndoshta p\u00ebr ta, ora n\u00eb atdhe ka ndaluar bashk\u00eb me autobusin\/taksin\u00eb q\u00eb i \u00e7oi n\u00eb aeroport. \u00c7far\u00eb i b\u00ebn bashk\u00eb?<\/p>\n
1.Gjykimi: Si gjyqtar\u00eb suprem, p\u00ebr to \u00e7do gj\u00eb n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri \u00ebsht\u00eb skandal, \u00e7do vendim \u00ebsht\u00eb gabim, \u00e7do politikan \u00ebsht\u00eb kriminel, dhe \u00e7do qytetar q\u00eb s\u2019del n\u00eb rrug\u00eb p\u00ebr revolucion \u00ebsht\u00eb dele e kapur.<\/p>\n
2.T\u00eb gjith\u00eb\u2026 Kan\u00eb nj\u00eb fiksim t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb me fjal\u00ebn \u201ct\u00eb gjith\u00eb.\u201d T\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb korruptuar, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb shitur, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb humbur, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb fajtor\u00eb. T\u00eb gjith\u00eb p\u00ebrve\u00e7 tyre, q\u00eb p\u00ebr arsye misterioze jan\u00eb p\u00ebrjashtuar nga ky rregull i p\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n
3.Nostalgjia. Ata jetojn\u00eb n\u00eb vitin kur lan\u00eb vendin, me kujtime p\u00ebr \u201ckoh\u00ebt e arta\u201d. \u00c7do gj\u00eb q\u00eb ka ndodhur pas largimit t\u00eb tyre \u00ebsht\u00eb deformim, mjerim, shkat\u00ebrrim, vajtim: “ai vend nuk b\u00ebhet”.<\/p>\n
4. Heronjt\u00eb virtuale: Jan\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00ebt q\u00eb hedhin statuse p\u00ebr \u201cShqip\u00ebrin\u00eb\u201d dhe t\u00eb fundit q\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebnin di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr vendin apo qoft\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb 5 euro ndihm\u00eb p\u00ebr dik\u00eb n\u00eb hall n\u00eb gofundme. Kontributi patriotik i tyre p\u00ebrfundon kur bateria e telefonit bie n\u00ebn 20%, ose kur nuk punon Wi-Fi i lokalit.<\/p>\n
5.Fobia e kthimit: Gjithmon\u00eb gati p\u00ebr t\u00eb komentuar se \u201cpo t\u00eb isha atje,\u201d por n\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb k\u00ebtu nuk p\u00ebrballojn\u00eb as ndryshimin, as trafikun, as koston e jetes\u00ebs, as median, e as veten. Jetojn\u00eb si t\u00eb huaj n\u00eb vendin ku ndodhen dhe ndihen po aq t\u00eb huaj edhe kur kthehen k\u00ebtu.<\/p>\n
6.Ekspert\u00eb p\u00ebr gjith\u00e7ka: politika n\u00eb krye, por pa p\u00ebrjashtuar politik\u00ebn dhe loj\u00ebn e madhe nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtare. Din\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka m\u00eb mir\u00eb se ata q\u00eb jetojn\u00eb k\u00ebtu, sepse \u201ckan\u00eb par\u00eb bot\u00eb me sy.\u201d<\/p>\n
7. T\u00eb paintegruar: Nuk jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb dot pjes\u00eb e shoq\u00ebris\u00eb ku jetojn\u00eb, por nuk jan\u00eb m\u00eb as pjes\u00eb e shoq\u00ebris\u00eb q\u00eb lan\u00eb pas. Jan\u00eb t\u00eb huaj atje dhe t\u00eb huaj k\u00ebtu, mjesht\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenj t\u00eb ankesave dhe qurravitjeve, por b\u00ebjn\u00eb pak ose aspak, asnj\u00eb p\u00ebrpjekje p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur vendin e tyre n\u00eb ambientin ku jetojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n
8. Kur vijn\u00eb k\u00ebtu, p\u00ebr t\u2019u dukur t\u00eb ndrysh\u00ebm dhe m\u00eb t\u00eb ditur, u drejtohen f\u00ebmij\u00ebve t\u00eb tyre n\u00eb gjuh\u00eb t\u00eb vendit nga vijn\u00eb, \u201cVieni da zia Zymbyle,\u201d \u201cVai da zio Mahmut,\u201d \u201cElla sto papu Kajmak.\u201d <\/p>\n
Si\u00e7 thoshte nj\u00eb legjend\u00eb urbane e Brukselit:
\n\u201cKam pir\u00eb uj\u00eb Brukseli 20 vjet un\u00eb!\u201d
\nE kjo, mesa duket, t\u00eb jep t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn t\u00eb jap\u00ebsh mend pa fund, t\u00eb gjykosh \u00e7dok\u00ebnd, t\u00eb shash \u00e7do pun\u00eb, t\u00eb k\u00ebrkosh p\u00ebrjet\u00ebsisht Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb q\u00eb le pas, e t\u00eb mbetesh p\u00ebrher\u00eb mes dy bot\u00ebve: as andej, as k\u00ebtej.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ka nj\u00eb specie t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb patriot\u00ebsh dhe gjallesash q\u00eb lul\u00ebzojn\u00eb ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht n\u00eb Facebook. Si rregull, jan\u00eb trima t\u00eb fshehur pas fotove t\u00eb flamurit n\u00eb profilet e tyre. Em\u00ebruesi i p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebt: nj\u00eb shqipe q\u00eb ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr p\u00ebrkthyes dhe p\u00ebrdorimi i fjal\u00ebve fyese me vrullin e nj\u00eb adoleshenti q\u00eb i p\u00ebrs\u00ebrit q\u00eb t\u00eb mos i harroj\u00eb. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":89130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-89129","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89131,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89129\/revisions\/89131"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/89130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}