Kan\u00eb v\u00ebrshuar shpalljet e kandidaturave p\u00ebr deputet\u00eb n\u00eb Kuvendin e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb!
\n\u00c7far\u00eb nuk kemi lexuar k\u00ebto dit\u00eb!
\nPerlat jan\u00eb vet\u00ebm t\u00eb krahut t\u00eb djatht\u00eb sepse ne nuk kemi mund\u00ebsi t’i lexojm\u00eb xhevahiret e kukullave t\u00eb rilindjes tek “deputeti q\u00eb duam” me t\u00eb cilat i zbutet efekti i pluhurit t\u00eb bardh\u00eb benevrekxhiut!
\nMua m\u00eb kujtohen vargjet e nj\u00eb poeme q\u00eb kemi pasur n\u00eb l\u00ebnd\u00ebn e K\u00cbNDIMIT n\u00eb vitet 70′ shkruar nga Kristaq Cepa n\u00eb vitet 30′<\/p>\n
“Dikur ju kam th\u00ebn\u00eb popull e milet
\nSe dhe un\u00eb vendosa t’b\u00ebhem deputet….”
\n***
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb pasarel\u00eb mode p\u00ebr t\u00eb ekspozuar buz\u00ebkuq\u00ebt dhe \u00e7antat e shtrenjta t\u00eb parave t\u00eb pista!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sken\u00eb teatri komik!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vendi ku m\u00ebsohet shkrim e k\u00ebndim!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vend ku ju t\u00eb m\u00ebsoni si flitet n\u00eb publik!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb klas\u00eb gjimnazi ku ti piqesh e maturohesh!
\nKuvendi nuk asht vend kalamajsh e adoleshent\u00ebsh!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb aren\u00eb boksi!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb tav\u00eb kosi ku ty t\u00eb mungon vet\u00ebm luga!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vend p\u00ebr selfie e shfaqje tik-toku!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vend hung\u00ebrimash e mjaullimash!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vend kakarisjesh n\u00eb kor!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vend piskamash t\u00eb d\u00ebgjoj\u00eb kryetari!
\nKuvendi nuk asht sall\u00eb ku ju luani me telefona e k\u00ebmbeni mesazhe erotike me nj\u00ebri tjetrin!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sall\u00eb ku jepen shfaqje humori pa skenar!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb kisha ku i betohesh e st\u00ebrbetohesh kryetarit sa besnik\/e jam ndaj teje!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb tapia e familjes t\u00ebnde!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vend ku ti pasurohesh duke b\u00ebr\u00eb pazar pasurit\u00eb e kombit!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sall\u00eb noteriale ku garantoni biznezet e familjar\u00ebve tuaj!
\nKuvendi nuk asht vendi i ekspozimit t\u00eb injoranc\u00ebs s\u00eb pakufi!
\nKuvendi nuk asht sall\u00eb ku jepen shfaqje q\u00eb kur jepen n\u00eb televizor duhet t\u00eb nd\u00ebrrohet kanali se te vjen turp nga niveli mizerab\u00ebl!
\nKuvendi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb nd\u00ebrmarrje pun\u00ebsimi p\u00ebr eksperinc\u00eb pune t\u00eb par\u00eb!
\nO njer\u00ebz!
\n\u00c7far\u00eb po b\u00ebni!?
\n***
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr pesha t\u00eb r\u00ebnda jo p\u00ebr klloun\u00eb e karnavale!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebr burra e gra q\u00eb ju peshon fjala, ku ju d\u00ebgjohet fjala!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb tempulli i fjal\u00ebs s\u00eb men\u00e7ur!
\nKuvendi \u00ebaht\u00eb vendi i fjal\u00ebs s\u00eb urt\u00eb.
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb tempulli i shenjt\u00eb ku jan\u00eb syt\u00eb e kombit!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb peshorja e pushteteve!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb vendi ku duhet t\u00eb t\u00eb dridhen leqet e k\u00ebmb\u00ebve para se t\u00eb ngresh kartonin e vot\u00ebs!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi ndaj gjakut dhe amanetit t\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00ebve tan\u00eb!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegjesi ndaj atyre qindra mij\u00ebrave q\u00eb jan\u00eb flijuar brez pas brezi p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb tok\u00eb q\u00eb e kemi sot e s’po e ruajm\u00eb dot!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi jo vet\u00ebm ndaj atyre q\u00eb t\u00eb zgjedhin por edhe ndaj atyre q\u00eb do lindin pas 100 vitesh!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb vendi ku kontrollohet dhe sovraniteti i vendit dhe serioziteti i shtetit pasi mandati \u00ebsht\u00eb v\u00ebrtet p\u00ebr 4 vjet por pasojat e nj\u00eb vote t\u00eb gabuar mund t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb 200 vjet!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb pasqyra e dinjitetit t\u00eb vendit jo vet\u00ebm para shqiptar\u00ebve por kryesisht para t\u00eb huajve dhe qytet\u00ebrimit bot\u00ebror!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb vendi ku i dilet kund\u00ebr edhe kryetarit t\u00ebnd kur ai merr vendime t\u00eb gabuara sepse nga momenti q\u00eb shkel n\u00eb at\u00eb sall\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsia dhe detyrimi nuk jan\u00eb m\u00eb ndaj kryetarit dhe partis\u00eb por mij\u00ebra shqiptar\u00ebve q\u00eb t\u00eb kan\u00eb \u00e7uar aty!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb ai vend q\u00eb me fuqin\u00eb e tij e ruan vendin dhe e fuqizon at\u00eb!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi ndaj atdheut!
\nKuvendi \u00ebsht\u00eb i shenjt\u00eb!<\/p>\n
T\u00eb jesh deputet nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb hajgare,
\n\u00ebsht\u00eb P\u00cbRGJEGJ\u00cbSI!
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\n*Titulli i m\u00ebsip\u00ebrm \u00ebsht\u00eb huazuar nga autori Voskopojas Kristaq Cepa i cili shkroi poemen satirike me titullin e m\u00ebsip\u00ebrm n\u00eb mos gaboj n\u00eb vitin 1934.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kan\u00eb v\u00ebrshuar shpalljet e kandidaturave p\u00ebr deputet\u00eb n\u00eb Kuvendin e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb! \u00c7far\u00eb nuk kemi lexuar k\u00ebto dit\u00eb! Perlat jan\u00eb vet\u00ebm t\u00eb krahut t\u00eb djatht\u00eb sepse ne nuk kemi mund\u00ebsi t’i lexojm\u00eb xhevahiret e kukullave t\u00eb rilindjes tek “deputeti q\u00eb duam” me t\u00eb cilat i zbutet efekti i pluhurit t\u00eb bardh\u00eb benevrekxhiut! Mua m\u00eb kujtohen vargjet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":87250,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-87249","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87251,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87249\/revisions\/87251"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}