{"id":85812,"date":"2024-12-30T20:59:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-30T20:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=85812"},"modified":"2024-12-30T20:59:51","modified_gmt":"2024-12-30T20:59:51","slug":"lutfi-dervishi-personi-i-vitit-2024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2024\/12\/30\/lutfi-dervishi-personi-i-vitit-2024\/","title":{"rendered":"Lutfi Dervishi\/ Personi  i Vitit 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cbsht\u00eb koha kur televizione dhe portale  nxitojn\u00eb t\u00eb shpallin \u201cNjeriun e Vitit,\u201d duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb popullit mund\u00ebsin\u00eb t\u00eb pyes\u00eb: \u201cPo ky\/kjo nga doli?\u201d<br \/>\nJeni ju qe me votat tuaja do t\u00eb zgjidhni \u201cPersonin e vitit 2024\u201d<\/p>\n<p>1. Gjithologu<br \/>\nNj\u00eb figur\u00eb e njohur e ekranit q\u00eb ka komentuar \u00e7do tem\u00eb nga lufta n\u00eb Ukraine e Gaza deri te \u00e7mimet e specave n\u00eb Laprake. Sigurisht pa lexuar ndonj\u00ebhere lajme. <\/p>\n<p>2. Investitori Strategjik<br \/>\nKy hero \u201ci heshtur\u201d ka b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb mundur zhdukjen e \u00e7do plazhi t\u00eb virgj\u00ebr. Fal\u00eb tij, dhe mb\u00ebshtetjes s\u00eb pakufishme t\u00eb qeveris\u00eb \u00e7do plazh n\u00eb bregdetin shqiptar tani ka nj\u00eb hotel ku mund t\u00eb pish nj\u00eb kafe me \u00e7mimin e nj\u00eb bilete avioni.<\/p>\n<p>3.  Kor\u00e7ari<br \/>\nIdhulli i brezit t\u00eb ri, ky djalosh kor\u00e7ar, fitues i llotaris\u00eb amerikane p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebson \u00ebndrr\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe shqiptare t\u00eb t\u00eb rinjve, largimin nga vendi.<\/p>\n<p>4. Protestuesi virtual<br \/>\nKy hero i rezistenc\u00ebs ndaj regjimit Tiran\u00ebs nuk ka dal\u00eb kurr\u00eb nga sht\u00ebpia , por ka protestuar me  3,000 statuse n\u00eb rrjete sociale q\u00eb nuk i ka lexuar kush. Trima t\u00eb till\u00eb lindin nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb shekull!<\/p>\n<p>5. Kuksiani<br \/>\nEmigroi ilegalisht n\u00eb Angli dhe tani flet p\u00ebr suksesin shqiptar n\u00eb TikTok, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb punon n\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00eb si lavapjat\u00ebs. Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb simbol i \u00ebndrr\u00ebs shqiptare!<\/p>\n<p>6. Pensionisti<br \/>\nProva e gjall\u00eb se Zoti ekziston sepse  nuk ka shpjegim shkencor q\u00eb nj\u00eb pensionist t\u00eb mbaj\u00eb frym\u00ebn gjall\u00eb me pensionin q\u00eb merr. <\/p>\n<p>7.  Ala Ari<br \/>\nKy sip\u00ebrmarr\u00ebs arab ka sjell\u00eb nj\u00eb peshk t\u00eb art\u00eb n\u00eb portin e Durr\u00ebsit, duke premtuar se ai do t\u00eb plot\u00ebsoj\u00eb tri d\u00ebshira p\u00ebr shqiptaret. 1.portin e ri 2. Portin turistik. 3. Dubai n\u00eb Durr\u00ebs. <\/p>\n<p>8. \u201cCall-center\u201d-isti i shekullit<br \/>\nP\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues i nj\u00eb sektori q\u00eb po lul\u00ebzon, dhe q\u00eb ka arritur t\u00eb bind\u00eb klient\u00ebt italian\u00eb se jan\u00eb duke folur me nj\u00eb bank\u00eb n\u00eb Milano, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb z\u00ebri i tij d\u00ebgjohet nga nj\u00eb dhom\u00eb n\u00eb Bathore.<\/p>\n<p>9. Fakeperson<br \/>\nNjeriu q\u00eb mund t\u00eb shpik\u00eb nj\u00eb lajm p\u00ebr \u00e7do gj\u00eb q\u00eb, nga \u201calien\u00ebt n\u00eb Kakome\u201d deri te \u201cShpikja e vaksin\u00ebs  antikorrupsion.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>10. K\u00ebng\u00ebtarja e viteve \u201880<br \/>\nPa k\u00ebnduar asnj\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00eb t\u00eb re k\u00ebt\u00eb vit, ajo arriti t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb jehon\u00eb se t\u00eb gjith\u00eb festivalet e RTSH-s\u00eb bashk\u00eb. Nostalgjia q\u00eb ngjalli  ka qen\u00eb aq e fuqishme, sa  jan\u00eb t\u00eb shumt\u00eb ata q\u00eb  besojn\u00eb se duke k\u00ebnduar mund t\u00eb rikthejn\u00eb rendin socialist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cbsht\u00eb koha kur televizione dhe portale nxitojn\u00eb t\u00eb shpallin \u201cNjeriun e Vitit,\u201d duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb popullit mund\u00ebsin\u00eb t\u00eb pyes\u00eb: \u201cPo ky\/kjo nga doli?\u201d Jeni ju qe me votat tuaja do t\u00eb zgjidhni \u201cPersonin e vitit 2024\u201d 1. Gjithologu Nj\u00eb figur\u00eb e njohur e ekranit q\u00eb ka komentuar \u00e7do tem\u00eb nga lufta n\u00eb Ukraine e Gaza [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":85813,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-85812","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85814,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85812\/revisions\/85814"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/85813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}