Nga ing. Abdulla Diku<\/p>\n
Profesori q\u00eb na jepte Statistik\u00ebn si l\u00ebnd\u00eb n\u00eb fakultet, na thoshte; N\u00ebse un ha nj\u00eb pul\u00eb dhe ti asgj\u00eb, statistikisht ne t\u00eb dy kemi ngr\u00ebn\u00eb nga nj\u00eb gjys\u00ebm pule sejcili. Dhe po t\u00eb vazhdonim k\u00ebshtu p\u00ebr dy muaj, un\u00eb do isha dyfish m\u00eb i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb, e ti dy metra n\u00ebn dh\u00e9\u2026. <\/p>\n
Tani, meqen\u00ebse k\u00ebto koh\u00eb po luhet fort me statistikat (rritja ekonomike, pensioni, paga, PPB, emigrimi etj.etj.) gjeta disa th\u00ebnie t\u00eb bukura p\u00ebr to:<\/p>\n
1. Statistikat p\u00ebrdoren nj\u00ebsoj si nj\u00eb i dehur p\u00ebrdor nj\u00eb shtyll\u00eb llampash: p\u00ebr mb\u00ebshtetje, jo p\u00ebr ndri\u00e7im. – Vin Scully<\/p>\n
2. Un\u00eb mund t\u00eb v\u00ebrtetoj gjith\u00e7ka me statistika, p\u00ebrve\u00e7 t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebs. – George Canning<\/p>\n
3. Ekzistojn\u00eb tre lloje g\u00ebnjeshtrash: g\u00ebnjeshtra, g\u00ebnjeshtra te f\u00eblliqura dhe statistikat. – Benjamin Disraeli<\/p>\n
4. P\u00ebrkufizimi i Statistikave: Shkenca e prodhimit t\u00eb fakteve jo t\u00eb besueshme nga shifra t\u00eb besueshme. – Evan Esar<\/p>\n
5. Demokracia \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb abuzim statistikash. – Jorge Luis Borges<\/p>\n
6. Ashtu si \u00ebndrrat, statistikat jan\u00eb nj\u00eb form\u00eb e p\u00ebrmbushjes s\u00eb d\u00ebshirave. – Jean Baudrillard<\/p>\n
7. Nuk mund t\u00eb ushqesh t\u00eb uriturit me statistika. – David Lloyd George<\/p>\n
8. Statistikat: teoria matematikore e injoranc\u00ebs. – Morris Kline<\/p>\n
9. Ju mund t’i krijoni statistikat p\u00ebr t’i b\u00ebr\u00eb ato t\u00eb duken si ti doni. – Jamie Carragher<\/p>\n
10. Statistikat kan\u00eb treguar se vdekshm\u00ebria rritet ndjesh\u00ebm n\u00eb ushtri gjat\u00eb koh\u00ebs s\u00eb luft\u00ebs. – Alphonse Allais<\/p>\n
11. Ka disa njer\u00ebz aq t\u00eb varur nga g\u00ebnjeshtra sa nuk thon\u00eb dot as t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn pa g\u00ebnjyer. – Josh Billings<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga ing. Abdulla Diku Profesori q\u00eb na jepte Statistik\u00ebn si l\u00ebnd\u00eb n\u00eb fakultet, na thoshte; N\u00ebse un ha nj\u00eb pul\u00eb dhe ti asgj\u00eb, statistikisht ne t\u00eb dy kemi ngr\u00ebn\u00eb nga nj\u00eb gjys\u00ebm pule sejcili. Dhe po t\u00eb vazhdonim k\u00ebshtu p\u00ebr dy muaj, un\u00eb do isha dyfish m\u00eb i sh\u00ebndosh\u00eb, e ti dy metra n\u00ebn dh\u00e9\u2026. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":84283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-84282","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84282"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84284,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84282\/revisions\/84284"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}