1. N\u00eb nj\u00eb kafene n\u00eb Prishtin\u00eb, A.V. e kishin rrethuar pes\u00eb gra, dhe nj\u00ebra prej tyre ia kish hapur syt\u00eb mavi dhe po i thoshte:
\n– ‘Shiko, mua m\u00eb konvenon shum\u00eb t\u00eb pun\u00ebsohem n\u00eb Prizren, se e kam af\u00ebr spitalin’. <\/p>\n
– Nuk deshta ta d\u00ebgjoj se isha duke ecur pran\u00eb tyre, por ajo goj\u00ebmadhe fliste me z\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, derisa ministri e d\u00ebgjonte \u00ebndrr\u00ebn e saj si t\u00eb ishte e vetja. <\/p>\n
– Nuk e di a ia realizon ministri \u00ebndrr\u00ebn asaj gruaje q\u00eb e dinte \u00e7far\u00eb donte, por e di se krejt takimet zyrtare \u00ebsht\u00eb dashur t\u00eb mbahen n\u00ebn rrezet e diellit. <\/p>\n
– Do t\u00eb mund ta fotografoja, por nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb stili im, e urrej spiunazhin dhe jam p\u00ebr realizimin e \u00ebndrrave t\u00eb bukura njer\u00ebzore. <\/p>\n
– Se edhe vet do t\u00eb doja ta kisha zyren me pamje kah mali e jo si\u00e7 e kam kah Toma. <\/p>\n
– Mua m\u00eb intereson ana letrare e problemeve.
\nA po kupton! <\/p>\n
2. S’di se si i ka zbutur Albin Kurti serb\u00ebt, por q\u00eb i ka zbutur – i ka zbutur, me lejen a pa lejen e Vu\u00e7iqit, ani \u00e7ka q\u00eb q\u00ebllimi i arsyeton mjetet….! <\/p>\n
– Sigurisht q\u00eb ting\u00ebllon \u00e7uditsh\u00ebm, e di, por ose Vu\u00e7iqi ose Zoti ‘po i ndihmon’ Albin Kurtit t’i fitoj\u00eb zgjedhjet, se ia kan\u00eb falur heshtjen e serb\u00ebve. <\/p>\n
– Kam qen\u00eb t\u00eb diel\u00ebn n\u00eb Veri me motr\u00ebn Fatmire Berisha , diku rreth or\u00ebs 21:00. <\/p>\n
-.Qet\u00eb. Drit\u00eb. Dyqane shqip.
\nMbishkrime shqip.
\nVetura 02. <\/p>\n
– N\u00eb rrug\u00ebn e fundit t\u00eb qytetit, e shikova ballkonin e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebris\u00eb…
\nKurr\u00eb s’mu hoq meraku…<\/p>\n
– Nj\u00eb llamp\u00eb e madhe e ndri\u00e7onte dhom\u00ebn e vog\u00ebl dhe kujtimet e mia t\u00eb bukura…
\ndeshta t\u00eb qaj por m’u desht t\u00eb ndalem pa filluar pasi q\u00eb m’u afrua nj\u00eb qen e frika ia mori an\u00ebn mall\u00ebngjimit. <\/p>\n
– Se, ve\u00e7 kujtimet e bukura m\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb vuaj.
\nKujtimet e mia t\u00eb dhimbshme (si ato t\u00eb luft\u00ebs p\u00ebr shembull) m\u00eb duket se e kan\u00eb h\u00ebng\u00ebr vetveten, si trupi kur agj\u00ebron tre dit\u00eb, q\u00eb fillon ta haj\u00eb vetveten p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbetur gjall\u00eb…
\ndhe n\u00eb vend se t\u00eb vdes – p\u00ebrt\u00ebrihet nga uria dhe nga vuajtja. <\/p>\n
3. P\u00ebr t\u00eb mbetur gjall\u00eb Partia, Edi Rama ka k\u00ebrkuar ‘gjak t\u00eb ri’.
\nE ka vjedhur iden\u00eb ‘me gjak’ t\u00eb presidentit amerikan Thomas Jefferson, i cili mendonte se pema e liris\u00eb duhet t\u00eb p\u00ebrtrihet her\u00eb pas here me gjak t\u00eb ri. <\/p>\n
– Sa her\u00eb q\u00eb dikush lyp gjak t\u00eb ri, duket vampir.
\n– Ti lyp tjet\u00ebr \u00e7ka, lyp mend, mund t\u00eb thuash duhet ‘mendje e re’, e jo gjak…! <\/p>\n
4. Di\u00e7ka t\u00eb re, t\u00eb p\u00ebrsosur, ka k\u00ebrkuar edhe Lumir Abdixhiku.
\nLumiri, n\u00eb nj\u00eb reklam\u00eb t\u00eb lumturis\u00eb, tha se ‘banesa e krijon familjen’. <\/p>\n
– Pronar\u00ebt e banesave q\u00eb e kishin rrethuar dhe po e d\u00ebgjonin Lumirin duke folur p\u00ebr shtetin e tij ‘Utopik’, ku banesa e krijon familjen e jo si deri tash q\u00eb familja e ka bler\u00eb banes\u00ebn.<\/p>\n
– E Ibrahim Rugova edhe ‘shtetin’ e ka pas krijuar pa pasur sht\u00ebpi t\u00eb veten (ka jetuar n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi t\u00eb falur).<\/p>\n
– T\u00eb gjith\u00eb t\u00eb pranishmit, pes\u00eb sa ishin gjithsej, e miratuan iden\u00eb e Lumirit p\u00ebr nj\u00eb shoq\u00ebri inekzistente, ku banesa e krijon familjen. <\/p>\n
– I vetmi sukses i Lumirit deri tani ishte ai rasti kur e thirri n\u00eb podcast Grida Dum\u00ebn e nuk e la t\u00eb fliste, p\u00ebr ta bindur se \u00ebsht\u00eb djalosh i men\u00e7ur, dhe e bindi. <\/p>\n
5. M\u00eb shum\u00eb ka asi q\u00eb nuk duan t\u00eb votojn\u00eb. P\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb, \u00e7’prej se mbahen zgjedhje, askush nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb atraktiv. <\/p>\n
– T\u00eb gjith\u00eb jan\u00eb harxhuar.
\nNe i zgjidhnim p\u00ebr t\u00eb na udh\u00ebhequr e ata i udh\u00ebheqte lakmia…<\/p>\n
– Dhe k\u00ebshtu, hajn pas hajni…s’mbet kush pa na vjedhur.
\n– Pse?
\nSepse grabitja \u00ebsht\u00eb mentaliteti i shqiptar\u00ebve. <\/p>\n
Kosova \u00ebsht\u00eb vendi m\u00eb i varf\u00ebr n\u00eb Evrop\u00eb, me politikan\u00ebt m\u00eb t\u00eb pasur.<\/p>\n
6. E tash, Liburn Aliu po thot\u00eb se kryeministri Kurti ka b\u00ebr\u00eb ‘premtim t\u00eb gabuar’ p\u00ebr autoudh\u00ebn e Gjilanit, por s’ekziston shprehja ‘premtim i gabuar’, por thuhet ‘premtim i rrejsh\u00ebm’, e Liburni nuk ka premtuar, por ia ka nd\u00ebrtuar vetes dy sht\u00ebpi n\u00eb lagjen m\u00eb luksoze. <\/p>\n
7. Me serb\u00ebt ka b\u00ebr\u00eb alkimi, i ka zbutur, por neve nuk mundet, sepse neve na ka djegur. <\/p>\n
– Qeveria Kurti nuk i kan\u00eb vjedhur tatimet e serb\u00ebve, por t\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebve.
\nNeve nuk na e vodhi buxhetin Serbia, por ‘qeveria e shpres\u00ebs’. <\/p>\n
– E tash q\u00eb s’shpresojm\u00eb m\u00eb, dhe q\u00eb s’ka m\u00eb ‘shpres\u00eb’ p\u00ebr t\u00eb vjedhur, \u00e7ka tash! <\/p>\n
– Ofrojn\u00eb patriotiz\u00ebm.
\nE \u00e7ka t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb me patriotiz\u00ebm!
\nNeve s’na duhet kryeministri patriot, se patriot\u00eb jemi vet\u00eb.
\n-Neve na duhet….e dini ju \u00e7ka. <\/p>\n
8. Albin Kurti n\u00eb asnj\u00eb \u00e7ast t\u00eb qeverisjes s\u00eb tij nuk ka folur p\u00ebr paqe. <\/p>\n
– Ka provokuar luft\u00eb s\u00eb bashku me Presidenten Osmani, sepse e kan\u00eb ditur se lufta nuk varet prej k\u00ebtyre qurrave. <\/p>\n
– Dhe p\u00ebr rival e kan\u00eb zgjedhur Putinin. Albin Kurti i ka lakmuar dhe u ka duartrokitur luft\u00ebrave kudo q\u00eb kan\u00eb ndodhur dhe po ndodhin n\u00ebp\u00ebr bot\u00eb. <\/p>\n
– Ka anuar kah viktimat, jam me k\u00ebto viktima kund\u00ebr atyre viktimave, asnj\u00ebher\u00eb goja e tij nuk e ka th\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb p\u00ebr paqe mes njer\u00ebzve. <\/p>\n
– Nuk i ka hije.
\nSepse, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb me r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi p\u00ebrkat\u00ebsia etnike apo bindja fetare e nj\u00eb f\u00ebmiu n\u00eb Lindjen e Mesme, i cili ishte hedhur mbi trupin e babait t\u00eb tij t\u00eb vrar\u00eb dhe i shkulte flok\u00ebt e tij me rr\u00ebnj\u00eb e qante e vajtonte ‘Babai im \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7do gj\u00eb q\u00eb kisha’. <\/p>\n
– Askush nuk i thoshte: qet\u00ebsohu se na ke neve.
\nSepse, kurr\u00eb nuk e ke ask\u00ebnd.
\n– Je vet\u00ebm, kur vuan, prandaj quhet vuajtje. <\/p>\n
9. Dy deputet\u00eb u larguan nga Albin Kurti, p\u00ebr bindje fetare, por n\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb ata u p\u00ebrz\u00ebn\u00eb nga Albin Kurti, i cili i trajton ‘kund\u00ebrshtar\u00ebt’ me ‘silent treatment’ dhe ua b\u00ebn pun\u00ebn t\u00eb kujtojn\u00eb se ata u larguan vet. <\/p>\n
– Partit\u00eb politike q\u00eb e shfryt\u00ebzojn\u00eb Zotin p\u00ebr pushtet politk asnj\u00ebher\u00eb s’kan\u00eb pasur as s’do t\u00eb ken\u00eb t\u00eb ardhme n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb. <\/p>\n
10. E q\u00eb kan\u00eb shije, kan\u00eb, se nga un\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb hequr dor\u00eb.
\nQe, sot e mora nj\u00eb ofert\u00eb…<\/p>\n
– Q\u00eb do t\u00eb thot\u00eb ka shpres\u00eb, se kritikat e mia p\u00ebr qeverin\u00eb e Albin Kurtit u pranuan nga Albin Kurti. <\/p>\n
11…se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb q\u00eb isha e trishtuar n\u00eb at\u00eb \u00e7ast kur e \u00e7ela xhamin e vetur\u00ebs dhe pik\u00ebrisht n\u00eb at\u00eb \u00e7ast, k\u00ebng\u00ebtarja n\u00eb radio KFOR-in shqip me sa z\u00eb q\u00eb kishte, si shtrig\u00eb q\u00eb i ishte zatetur shpirti n\u00eb fyt b\u00ebrtiste ‘Duro shpirti im’. <\/p>\n
– Nj\u00eb djal\u00eb e ktheu kok\u00ebn e m\u00eb shikoi, u duk q\u00eb i erdhi keq p\u00ebr mua sepse dukej sikur k\u00ebnga (q\u00eb nuk e kam zgjedhur) e pasqyronte gjendjen time shpirt\u00ebrore. <\/p>\n
– M\u00eb erdh inat. Se nuk jam un\u00eb ajo q\u00eb
\ni them shpirtit tim ‘Duro’, thuajse shpirti im \u00ebsht\u00eb prona ime, dhe un\u00eb i n\u00ebnshtrohem urdh\u00ebrave t\u00eb mendjes sime. <\/p>\n
– Hi\u00e7 mos duro…shpirt.<\/p>\n
– U ktheva kah radio KFOR-i serbisht, ku boshnjaku Dino Merlin bashk\u00eb me nj\u00eb serb k\u00ebndonin strof\u00ebn e dyt\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00ebs ‘Ljubav se ne pi\u0161e tako
\nOko za oko, zub za zub’.<\/p>\n
12. N\u00ebp\u00ebr \u00e7arshi jan\u00eb shtuar grat\u00eb me look-un e Dejona Mihailit.
\nOse mua prej tut\u00ebs po m\u00eb p\u00ebrfytyrohet.<\/p>\n
13. Derisa po mendoja p\u00ebr Ty, nj\u00eb djal\u00eb
\ni tha nj\u00eb tjetri: Shih kjo, kjo po ekzistojka.
\n-,I buz\u00ebqesha, u ‘g\u00ebzua’! <\/p>\n
– Ende ka dilema p\u00ebr ekzistenc\u00ebn time! <\/p>\n
P.S. A po v\u00ebrehem q\u00eb ve\u00e7 Bedri Hamz\u00ebn s’e paskam p\u00ebrmend?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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