N\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrpjekje rraskapit\u00ebse p\u00ebr t\u00eb q\u00ebndruar m\u00eb af\u00ebr njer\u00ebzve qeveria shqiptare ka thyer t\u00eb gjitha rekordet e postimeve n\u00eb Facebook. Me nj\u00eb norm\u00eb prej 43.1 postimesh n\u00eb dit\u00eb, ministrat tan\u00eb jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb influencues t\u00eb rrjeteve sociale, m\u00eb t\u00eb njohur se yjet e Instagramit dhe tiktok-ut.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb krye t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj gare titanike p\u00ebr postimet q\u00ebndron Ministri i Brendsh\u00ebm Taulant Balla me 276 postime n\u00eb muaj. Duket se ai nuk ka koh\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u marr\u00eb me \u00e7\u00ebshtjet e rendit dhe siguris\u00eb, sepse \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb i z\u00ebn\u00eb me komente, like dhe share. Lufta p\u00ebr klikime n\u00eb radh\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb, pastaj lufta ndaj krimit t\u00eb organizuar. P\u00ebr ministrin, \u00e7do klikim \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb goditje ndaj krimit, \u00e7do like nj\u00eb medalje nderi p\u00ebr policin\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Kryeministri Edi Rama, nj\u00eb p\u00ebrdorues i flakt\u00eb i Facebook, mban vendin e dyt\u00eb me 174 postime. Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e qart\u00eb se si ja del t\u00eb menaxhoj\u00eb vendin, rajonin, bot\u00ebn dhe m\u00eb gjer\u00eb, por \u00ebsht\u00eb e sigurt q\u00eb ai menaxhon mrekullisht profilin e tij n\u00eb Facebook\/instgrax\/tiktok. Si nj\u00eb mesia i rrjeteve sociale, Rama na premton parajs\u00ebn me postimet e tij. \u00c7do postim nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb thjesht nj\u00eb imazh, apo nj\u00eb zotim, por nj\u00eb kryevep\u00ebr q\u00eb meriton t\u00eb varet n\u00eb Louvre, nj\u00eb Mona Lisa e epok\u00ebs digjitale!<\/p>\n
N\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb spektrit q\u00ebndron Ministri i Financave Ervin Mete me vet\u00ebm 6 postime n\u00eb 30 dit\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb e pafalshme q\u00eb ka harruar t\u00eb klikoj\u00eb butonin “post”, aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb leku arrin maja t\u00eb reja n\u00eb raport me euron. Ndoshta ka humbur fjal\u00ebkalimin e tij, ndoshta \u00ebsht\u00eb humbur n\u00eb nj\u00eb labirint burokratik. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pjes\u00eb t\u00eb bot\u00ebs jemi m\u00ebsuar me humbje. Eskili humbi tragjedite, Mete humbi password-in.<\/p>\n
Ministrja e Shtetit p\u00ebr Sip\u00ebrmarrjen dhe Klim\u00ebn e Biznesit, Delina Ibrahimaj, e cila nuk ka arritur as t\u00eb futet n\u00eb tabel\u00ebn e m\u00eb t\u00eb postuarve, mund t\u00eb konsiderohet si nj\u00eb shans i humbur p\u00ebr marketingun online t\u00eb qeveris\u00eb. Ku je fshehur zonja ministre? Populli k\u00ebrkon meme, jo masa ekonomike! Si mund t\u00eb kuptojm\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsin\u00eb e reformave pa nj\u00eb gif?<\/p>\n
Me 1293 postime n\u00eb muaj, qeveria ka arritur nj\u00eb norm\u00eb mesatare prej 43.1 postimesh n\u00eb dit\u00eb. Cila qeveri tjet\u00ebr ka punuar m\u00eb shum\u00eb?! Pes\u00eb postime \u00e7do or\u00eb! Zgjohesh n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes dhe sheh postime p\u00ebr kantiere q\u00eb jan\u00eb hapur prej 10 vitesh dhe vijon puna pa u ndalur. N\u00eb drek\u00eb me rritjen e temperaturave, sheh polic\u00eb q\u00eb shp\u00ebrndajn\u00eb uj\u00eb t\u00eb ftoht\u00eb p\u00ebr turist\u00ebt. Pasdite ke plazhet t\u00eb mbushura plot dhe n\u00eb dark\u00eb, si frym\u00ebzim p\u00ebr t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen, sheh pamje me drone n\u00eb vende t\u00eb mrekullueshme q\u00eb nuk ka shkelur k\u00ebmba e njeriut. Nj\u00eb orkestrim perfekt i realitetit virtual, ku \u00e7do postim \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr e b\u00ebr\u00eb realitet digjital.<\/p>\n
Qeveria e di se postimet nuk mbushin barkun bosh, nuk mbarojn\u00eb rrug\u00eb, nuk p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsojn\u00eb gjendjen n\u00eb shkolla e spitale dhe nuk zgjidhin asnj\u00eb problem, por postimet jan\u00eb ushqimi m\u00eb i mir\u00eb p\u00ebr popullin e Facebook-ut. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb univers paralel, ku \u00e7do gj\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur p\u00ebrmes nj\u00eb postimi, qeveria ka krijuar nj\u00eb utopi ku t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jemi t\u00eb lumtur, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jemi t\u00eb ngopur, dhe t\u00eb gjith\u00eb jemi pjes\u00eb e maksim\u00ebs shkodrane: lum \u00e7far\u00eb shoh e mjer d\u00ebgjoj!<\/p>\n
P.S. Ideja p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb shkrim \u00ebsht\u00eb marr\u00eb nga postimi i m\u00ebposht\u00ebm t\u00eb gazetarit Isa Myzyraj<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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