{"id":47789,"date":"2023-05-13T09:10:53","date_gmt":"2023-05-13T09:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=47789"},"modified":"2023-05-13T09:10:53","modified_gmt":"2023-05-13T09:10:53","slug":"mitro-cela-bjondina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2023\/05\/13\/mitro-cela-bjondina\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitro \u00c7ela\/ BJONDINA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Historia \u00ebsht\u00eb &#8220;ngjizur&#8221; n\u00eb  gusht t\u00eb vitit 2000.<br \/>\nEzmerka  ka nj\u00eb shoqe. E quajn\u00eb Sonja. E bukur? Te zoti! Bjonde. E gjat\u00eb. E holl\u00eb. E kolme.<br \/>\nNj\u00eb dit\u00eb  I takova t\u00eb dyja tek shkonin n\u00eb pun\u00eb. M\u00eb thot\u00eb Ezmerka:<br \/>\n-Ti je n\u00eb K\u00ebshillin Drejtues  dhe mik I drejtorit. Thuaj t\u00eb shkoj un\u00eb me Sonj\u00ebn jasht\u00eb shtetit!<br \/>\n-Po pse t\u00eb shkosh ti, moj z\u00ebm\u00ebr e vog\u00ebl, e t\u00eb mos nisem un\u00eb me bjondin\u00ebn?- thash\u00eb un\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb  seriozisht se sa me humor.<br \/>\n-Ou! Q\u00eb kur je b\u00ebr\u00eb kaq trim, zotrote?!-Tha Ezmerka.<\/p>\n<p>Ngjita shkall\u00ebt dhe u futa n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn e drejtorit t\u00eb INSIG-ut-Qemal Disha. I tregova historin\u00eb. Ai, pasi thau got\u00ebn e rakis\u00eb, tha:<br \/>\n-Pse o zoti Mitro t\u00eb mos shkoj un\u00eb me Sonj\u00ebn\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>I befasur, ngush\u00ebllova veten duke th\u00ebn\u00eb at\u00eb fjal\u00ebn popullore: &#8220;Pula e bot\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb gjithmon\u00eb m\u00eb e mir\u00eb!\u2026&#8221;<br \/>\nNj\u00eb nat\u00eb  erdhi p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb e p\u00ebr t\u00eb fjetur n\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb ton\u00eb, vet\u00eb Sonja e kolme. Problemin e dark\u00ebs e zgjidh\u00ebm me kosto t\u00eb ul\u00ebt:<br \/>\nT\u00eb dyja shoqet, p\u00ebr t\u00eb ruajtur linjat ushqehen si t\u00eb jen\u00eb gjirokastrite. <\/p>\n<p>Debat h\u00ebngri krevati, dmth me k\u00eb do t\u00eb flinte bjondina.<br \/>\nP\u00ebr ta kuptuar dilem\u00ebn, duhet t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb sqarim.<br \/>\nN\u00eb sht\u00ebpi kemi dy krevat\u00eb dopio. N\u00eb njerin fle \u00e7ifti. N\u00eb tjetrin djali im i vet\u00ebm dhe 10 vje\u00e7ar. <\/p>\n<p>Propozimin e b\u00ebra un\u00eb:<br \/>\n-T\u00eb dyja nuk mund t\u00eb flini! Dynjaja do t\u00eb thon\u00eb se jeni lezbike!\u2026Shkenca e ka v\u00ebrtetuar: Nj\u00eb pjes\u00eb e lezbikeve lindin. Kusuri b\u00ebhen nga jeta, duke u f\u00ebrkuar pa dashje, kur flen\u00eb bashk\u00eb n\u00eb krevat! \u00cbsht\u00eb si pun\u00eb ngjit\u00ebse \u2026<br \/>\n-Edhe kjo na duhet,- tha mikia e sht\u00ebpis\u00eb.<br \/>\n-T\u00eb flesh me djalin,-thash\u00eb un\u00eb duke I b\u00ebr\u00eb mir\u00eb llogarit\u00eb,- \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e rrezikshme. Im bir ende nuk e ka marr\u00eb pasaport\u00ebn. Akuzohesh p\u00ebr pedofile\u2026Gj\u00eb m\u00eb me rrezik se sa lezbizmi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Historia \u00ebsht\u00eb &#8220;ngjizur&#8221; n\u00eb gusht t\u00eb vitit 2000. Ezmerka ka nj\u00eb shoqe. E quajn\u00eb Sonja. E bukur? Te zoti! Bjonde. E gjat\u00eb. E holl\u00eb. E kolme. Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb I takova t\u00eb dyja tek shkonin n\u00eb pun\u00eb. M\u00eb thot\u00eb Ezmerka: -Ti je n\u00eb K\u00ebshillin Drejtues dhe mik I drejtorit. Thuaj t\u00eb shkoj un\u00eb me Sonj\u00ebn jasht\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":47790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-47789","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47789"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47791,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47789\/revisions\/47791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}