{"id":36957,"date":"2023-01-18T09:33:40","date_gmt":"2023-01-18T09:33:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=36957"},"modified":"2023-01-18T09:33:40","modified_gmt":"2023-01-18T09:33:40","slug":"mitro-cela-qellimi-i-gjithe-jetes-eshte-vdekja-frojdi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2023\/01\/18\/mitro-cela-qellimi-i-gjithe-jetes-eshte-vdekja-frojdi\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitro \u00c7ela\/ &#8220;Q\u00ebllimi i gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb vdekja?!&#8221; FROJDI\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q\u00ebllimi i gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb vdekja?! <\/p>\n<p>Ta kisha kryer un\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb fraz\u00eb do m\u00eb quanin i rroitur. <\/p>\n<p>Por ja q\u00eb e ka shkruar Frojdi&#8230;Dhe fjala e Frojdit \u00ebsht\u00eb si llaf per\u00ebndie&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb afrohet nj\u00eb plak.<br \/>\nN\u00eb nj\u00eb dor\u00eb shkopin. N\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn ndukte me rrip konen. <\/p>\n<p>Bashkoi shkopin ne rripin. M\u00eb zgjati dor\u00ebn.<\/p>\n<p>-Si surrat m\u00eb duke i njohur. Si t\u00eb quajn\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>-Mitro \u00c7ela&#8230;<br \/>\n-Di gj\u00eb si m\u00eb quajn\u00eb mua?<\/p>\n<p>-Joo&#8230;Nga je?<br \/>\n-Un\u00eb nuk di si m\u00eb kan\u00eb ndjellur 85 vjet. Ti m\u00eb pyet nga je. <\/p>\n<p>-E mba m\u00ebnd zanatin?<br \/>\n-E nisa si dhjatrua p\u00ebr kalaman\u00eb. Nj\u00eb mik m\u00eb k\u00ebshilloi: <\/p>\n<p>-Nuk mund t\u00eb sh\u00ebrosh f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, pa par\u00eb me sy e prekur me dor\u00eb nga dalin. Dhe u b\u00ebra gjinekollig&#8230;Me vagina jam deri n\u00eb l\u00ebfyt?!<\/p>\n<p>-Po zonj\u00ebn?<br \/>\n-Ah zonja! Doli nj\u00eb i marr\u00eb. U martua n\u00eb kish\u00eb. Me t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn grua. Ra n\u00eb sevda gruaja. Ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb edhe ne nj\u00eb das\u00ebm t\u00eb dyt\u00eb! Po pse moj lanete? I tregova nj\u00eb shaka. I thot\u00eb k\u00ebrri\u00e7i gomarit:<\/p>\n<p>-Baba! Dua t\u00eb martohem!<br \/>\n-Biri im! Vet\u00ebm gomer\u00ebt martohen!<br \/>\n-Grua! Duhet t\u00eb jesh gomar p\u00ebr samar, q\u00eb t\u00eb martohesh, pa k\u00ebmbyer gruan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dy dit\u00eb pas k\u00ebtij llafi, i ra damllaja. Vdiq&#8230;M\u00eb la vet\u00ebm. Me konen!<\/p>\n<p>-Ku banon?<br \/>\n-Nuk m\u00eb kujtohet. I ka humbur nuhatja dhe zagarit. Sot nuk po e gjen sht\u00ebpin\u00eb. Normal. <\/p>\n<p>I ka dit\u00ebt t\u00eb num\u00ebruara. T\u00eb dy. T\u00eb dy kemi nj\u00eb qillim: Si t\u00eb vdesim!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;U largua&#8230;Mu faneps fillozofi austriak. Frojdi, de!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q\u00ebllimi i gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb vdekja?! Ta kisha kryer un\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb fraz\u00eb do m\u00eb quanin i rroitur. Por ja q\u00eb e ka shkruar Frojdi&#8230;Dhe fjala e Frojdit \u00ebsht\u00eb si llaf per\u00ebndie&#8230; M\u00eb afrohet nj\u00eb plak. N\u00eb nj\u00eb dor\u00eb shkopin. N\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn ndukte me rrip konen. Bashkoi shkopin ne rripin. M\u00eb zgjati dor\u00ebn. -Si surrat m\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":36958,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-36957","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-letersi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36957"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36957\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36959,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36957\/revisions\/36959"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}