{"id":33544,"date":"2022-12-17T16:54:01","date_gmt":"2022-12-17T16:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=33544"},"modified":"2022-12-17T16:54:01","modified_gmt":"2022-12-17T16:54:01","slug":"kryeministri-viziton-tregun-e-ngjashme-me-nje-rrefenje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2022\/12\/17\/kryeministri-viziton-tregun-e-ngjashme-me-nje-rrefenje\/","title":{"rendered":"KRYEMINISTRI VIZITON TREGUN  (E ngjashme me nj\u00eb rr\u00ebfenj\u00eb)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, kryeministri kinez vajti p\u00ebr t\u00eb inspektuar nj\u00eb nga tregjet ku tregtohej mish. Tregu ishte i past\u00ebr dhe i rregullt.<br \/>\nGjat\u00eb vizit\u00ebs, kryeministri dhe njer\u00ebzit e tij i afrohen nj\u00eb kasapi dhe nisin t\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb me t\u00eb, ngroht\u00ebsisht.<br \/>\n&#8211; Paske mish te mir\u00eb. Si shkon shitja? \u2013 e pyet kryeministri.<br \/>\n&#8211; N\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi mir\u00eb, por sot nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb shitur as dhe nj\u00eb kilogram mish, &#8211; ia kthen kasapi.<br \/>\n&#8211; E p\u00ebrse?! \u2013 e pyet kryeministri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sepse p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb vizit\u00ebs tuaj, njer\u00ebzit nuk jan\u00eb lejuar t\u00eb hyjn\u00eb n\u00eb treg, &#8211; p\u00ebrgjigjet kasapi.<br \/>\nKryeministri, i z\u00ebn\u00eb ngusht\u00eb, i thot\u00eb:<br \/>\n&#8211; E po mir\u00eb, m\u00eb b\u00ebj kat\u00ebr kilogram\u00eb mish, se do t\u00eb t\u2019i blej.<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u00eb ndjeni, zoti kryeminist\u00ebr, por nuk mundem t\u2019ju shes mish! \u2013 thot\u00eb kasapi gjith\u00eb p\u00ebrul\u00ebsi.<br \/>\n&#8211; E p\u00ebrse?! \u2013 pyet kryeministri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sepse, p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb vizit\u00ebs tuaj, na i kan\u00eb marr\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha mjetet, me thika, me hanxhar\u00eb, &#8211; thot\u00eb kasapi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Mund t\u00eb m\u00eb jap\u00ebsh edhe pa nevoj\u00ebn e thik\u00ebs, ja, ma jap gjith\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb cop\u00ebn e mishit k\u00ebtu! \u2013 k\u00ebmb\u00ebngul kryeministri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Nuk mundem, &#8211; thot\u00eb s\u00ebrish kasapi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Po tani, p\u00ebrse nuk mundesh?! \u2013 pyet gjith\u00eb habi kryeministri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sepse un\u00eb nuk jam kasap, un\u00eb jam oficer policie, &#8211; i thot\u00eb gjith\u00eb p\u00ebrulje, kasapi.<br \/>\n&#8211; Shko dhe m\u00eb sill menj\u00ebher\u00eb shefin t\u00ebnd! \u2013 i b\u00ebrtet kryeministri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Shefi po shet mish n\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr, zoti kryeminist\u00ebr, &#8211; i thot\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb frik\u00eb kasapi.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb shqip Bajram Karabolli<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, kryeministri kinez vajti p\u00ebr t\u00eb inspektuar nj\u00eb nga tregjet ku tregtohej mish. Tregu ishte i past\u00ebr dhe i rregullt. Gjat\u00eb vizit\u00ebs, kryeministri dhe njer\u00ebzit e tij i afrohen nj\u00eb kasapi dhe nisin t\u00eb bisedojn\u00eb me t\u00eb, ngroht\u00ebsisht. &#8211; Paske mish te mir\u00eb. Si shkon shitja? \u2013 e pyet kryeministri. &#8211; N\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi mir\u00eb, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":33545,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-33544","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33546,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33544\/revisions\/33546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}