{"id":32623,"date":"2022-12-10T18:07:38","date_gmt":"2022-12-10T18:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=32623"},"modified":"2022-12-10T18:07:38","modified_gmt":"2022-12-10T18:07:38","slug":"burri-fatkeq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2022\/12\/10\/burri-fatkeq\/","title":{"rendered":"Burri fatkeq&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb ishte ulur n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar- kafe dhe kishte ngulur syt\u00eb e trishtuar mbi got\u00ebn e tij t\u00eb mbushur.<\/p>\n<p>Papritur, vjen nj\u00eb klient trupmadh e merr got\u00ebn e burrit t\u00eb trishtuar dhe me nj\u00eb &#8220;brom&#8221; e pi l\u00ebngun e saj.<\/p>\n<p>Burri (ai q\u00eb kishte v\u00ebn\u00eb got\u00ebn para) nis t\u00eb qaj\u00eb me d\u00ebnes\u00eb.<br \/>\n Klienti trupmadh, i ndjer\u00eb n\u00eb faj, i drejtohet, mos qaj mor burr\u00eb se do t\u00eb porosit un\u00eb nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr got\u00eb me \u00e7far\u00eb ta duash.<\/p>\n<p>Jo, mor jo, s&#8217;ke faji ti p\u00ebr at\u00eb q\u00eb ndodhi, por sot jam njeriu m\u00eb fatkeq.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb pushuan nga puna dhe sa dola nga ofi\u00e7ina, konstatova se m\u00eb kishin vjedhur makin\u00ebn.<\/p>\n<p>Shpejtova t\u00eb merrja taxi dhe kur vrapova humba portofolin.<\/p>\n<p>Shkova n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi dhe gjeta gruan n\u00eb shoq\u00ebrin\u00eb e nj\u00eb tjetri.<\/p>\n<p>Bleva helmin, erdha k\u00ebtu, porosita nj\u00eb kafe dhe nj\u00eb got\u00eb uj\u00eb. Kafen e piva, helmin sapo e hodha n\u00eb got\u00eb dhe vjen ti e ma pi.<\/p>\n<p>U d\u00ebgjua nj\u00eb &#8220;ahhh&#8221; dhe klienti trupmadh u shtri n\u00eb dysheme.<\/p>\n<p>Fatkeqit, nuk i eci fati as me helmin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nj\u00eb burr\u00eb ishte ulur n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar- kafe dhe kishte ngulur syt\u00eb e trishtuar mbi got\u00ebn e tij t\u00eb mbushur. Papritur, vjen nj\u00eb klient trupmadh e merr got\u00ebn e burrit t\u00eb trishtuar dhe me nj\u00eb &#8220;brom&#8221; e pi l\u00ebngun e saj. Burri (ai q\u00eb kishte v\u00ebn\u00eb got\u00ebn para) nis t\u00eb qaj\u00eb me d\u00ebnes\u00eb. Klienti trupmadh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-32623","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32625,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32623\/revisions\/32625"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}