{"id":28863,"date":"2022-11-17T09:10:12","date_gmt":"2022-11-17T09:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=28863"},"modified":"2022-11-17T09:10:12","modified_gmt":"2022-11-17T09:10:12","slug":"dr-ilir-allkja-kalbur-ne-cdo-qelize-ngjarje-e-jetuar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2022\/11\/17\/dr-ilir-allkja-kalbur-ne-cdo-qelize-ngjarje-e-jetuar\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Ilir Allkja\/ Kalbur n\u00eb \u00e7do qeliz\u00eb&#8230;NGJARJE  E JETUAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Para 5 vitesh n\u00eb periferi t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs ndaloj  t\u00eb takoj nj\u00eb farmacist me t\u00eb cilin  kisha miq\u00ebsi prej vitesh.<\/p>\n<p>E gjej duke fol me vete.  \u00c7far\u00eb  ke Met,  e pyes?<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u00eb grin\u00eb, m\u00eb mbyt\u00ebn, m\u00eb mor\u00ebn n\u00eb qaf\u00eb&#8230; e nisi  t\u00eb m\u00eb tregonte se nd\u00ebrsa ekzekuzonte  nj\u00eb recet\u00eb kishte shtypur n\u00eb kas\u00eb  nga nxitimi 3 zero pas shifr\u00ebs e shuma  kishte  kapur milionin.  <\/p>\n<p>Kishte lajm\u00ebruar drejtorin\u00eb e tatimeve,  kishin  ardhur  2 inspektor\u00eb, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt pasi  kishin  ndrequr problemin n\u00eb kas\u00eb,  kishin hapur disa sirtar\u00eb ku i kishin gjetur ila\u00e7e pa pull\u00eb (kontraband\u00eb).<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb prer\u00eb, i kishin  komunikuar 50 milion\u00eb  lek\u00eb gjob\u00eb, sekuestrim  malli,  heqje li\u00e7ience etj&#8230; ose 5 milion\u00eb lek\u00eb n\u00ebn dor\u00eb (korrupsion)!<\/p>\n<p>Ju dhash\u00eb 500 por nuk  pranonin  q\u00eb nuk pranonin, &#8211; vazhdonte e m\u00eb tregonte  Meti, i gjendur pa rrug\u00ebdalje telefonova gruan e m\u00eb solli parar\u00eb parat\u00eb e ik\u00ebn maskarenjt\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Met, ja kthej, mos u anko, m\u00eb kujtohet kur flisje  me adhurim p\u00ebr kollaret e kostumet e Ram\u00ebs, ti ke festuar fort kur erdh\u00ebn  rrilindasit  n\u00eb pushtet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ilir, m\u00eb kthehet Meti,  n\u00eb fund  t\u00eb fundit  do  t\u00eb b\u00ebhet shteti,  ky po e b\u00ebn jo Sala&#8230; un\u00eb isha n\u00eb gabim. <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Jo Met,  ja kthej, shteti  nuk b\u00ebhet k\u00ebshtu!<br \/>\nShteti  b\u00ebhet q\u00eb ty  t\u00eb vinin  50 milion\u00eb gjob\u00eb, t\u00eb sekuestronin  barnat, e t\u00eb mbyllnin  farmacin\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>K\u00ebta inspektor\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb erdh\u00ebn ty,  jan\u00eb nj\u00ebsoj si qeveritar\u00ebt,  jan\u00eb nj\u00eb tuf\u00eb hajdut\u00ebsh t\u00eb pangopur e jan\u00eb n\u00eb pushtet vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr t\u00eb zhvatur, as kan\u00eb mend  p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb shtet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Para 5 vitesh n\u00eb periferi t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs ndaloj t\u00eb takoj nj\u00eb farmacist me t\u00eb cilin kisha miq\u00ebsi prej vitesh. E gjej duke fol me vete. \u00c7far\u00eb ke Met, e pyes? &#8211; M\u00eb grin\u00eb, m\u00eb mbyt\u00ebn, m\u00eb mor\u00ebn n\u00eb qaf\u00eb&#8230; e nisi t\u00eb m\u00eb tregonte se nd\u00ebrsa ekzekuzonte nj\u00eb recet\u00eb kishte shtypur n\u00eb kas\u00eb nga nxitimi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28864,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-28863","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-te-tjera"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28865,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28863\/revisions\/28865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}