Tregim p\u00ebr fund jav\u00eb<\/p>\n
B\u00ebja llogje me tre gazetare. <\/p>\n
Tema: <\/p>\n
Martesa. <\/p>\n
Virgj\u00ebria. <\/p>\n
Burri. <\/p>\n
Partneri. <\/p>\n
T\u00eb kat\u00ebr ram\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb mendje, p\u00ebr dy probleme. <\/p>\n
S\u00eb pari.
\nMartesa \u00ebsht\u00eb vep\u00ebr. <\/p>\n
Ndarja-kryevep\u00ebr. <\/p>\n
S\u00eb dyti.
\nSot \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb leht\u00eb t\u00eb gjesh nj\u00eb partner se sa nj\u00eb burr\u00eb. <\/p>\n
Pa takt. Pyeta: <\/p>\n
-Kur e kini humbur virgj\u00ebrin\u00eb? <\/p>\n
E para- 20 vje\u00e7e. <\/p>\n
E dyta-19.<\/p>\n
E treta tha:
\n-Nuk jam vajze mamaje. Virgjerine e dhurova 15 vje\u00e7e.<\/p>\n
-Po ti shoku Mitro kur je \u00e7virgjeruar?<\/p>\n
-Nuk me kujtohet mir\u00eb: <\/p>\n
50 vjet apo 57 vite m\u00eb par\u00eb?!<\/p>\n
Pyeta me takt:<\/p>\n
-Mund t\u00eb ky\u00e7et zogu p\u00ebr jet\u00eb? <\/p>\n
Than\u00eb ne kor: -Ke rrjedhur Shoku Mitro? <\/p>\n
Sot. Cjepja. B\u00ebhet falas…Me seks…<\/p>\n
Me 40 euro mund t\u00eb qepesh ne maternitet, kur e k\u00ebrkon ndonj\u00eb djal\u00eb me mendje t\u00eb mykur, si jotja…<\/p>\n
…Dhe ha ha e ku ku ku. <\/p>\n
-Tu tregoj nj\u00eb histori? Thash\u00eb un\u00eb.<\/p>\n
-Elisabeta e par\u00eb e Anglis\u00eb. 25 vje\u00e7e u b\u00eb mbret\u00ebresh\u00eb. <\/p>\n
Foli ne parlament:<\/p>\n
-Jam virgj\u00ebresh\u00eb. N\u00eb se doni t\u00eb m\u00eb martoni, po u them:<\/p>\n
-Do martohem me Anglin\u00eb. Mbi varr dua k\u00ebt\u00eb epitaf: <\/p>\n
-Elisabeta u be mbret\u00ebresh\u00eb e virgj\u00ebr. Vdiq e virgj\u00ebr. <\/p>\n
Than\u00eb vajzat:<\/p>\n
-Histori me mbret. <\/p>\n
Bajate?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tregim p\u00ebr fund jav\u00eb B\u00ebja llogje me tre gazetare. Tema: Martesa. Virgj\u00ebria. Burri. Partneri. T\u00eb kat\u00ebr ram\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb mendje, p\u00ebr dy probleme. S\u00eb pari. Martesa \u00ebsht\u00eb vep\u00ebr. Ndarja-kryevep\u00ebr. S\u00eb dyti. Sot \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb leht\u00eb t\u00eb gjesh nj\u00eb partner se sa nj\u00eb burr\u00eb. Pa takt. Pyeta: -Kur e kini humbur virgj\u00ebrin\u00eb? E para- 20 vje\u00e7e. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[120],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-21925","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-letersi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21927,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21925\/revisions\/21927"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}