{"id":16885,"date":"2022-09-02T16:58:23","date_gmt":"2022-09-02T16:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=16885"},"modified":"2022-09-02T16:58:23","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T16:58:23","slug":"mitro-cela-pse-me-jep-leke-zotni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2022\/09\/02\/mitro-cela-pse-me-jep-leke-zotni\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitro \u00c7ela\/ PSE M\u00cb JEP LEK\u00cb, ZOTNI ?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1.<br \/>\n\u00c7do dit\u00eb pres autobuzin p\u00ebr t\u00eb shkuar n\u00eb Top Channel. <\/p>\n<p>Ka koh\u00eb q\u00eb shoh, n\u00eb cepin e rrug\u00ebs nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb. Tek kafene \u201cArtisti\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>Vjen dhe ik\u00ebn n\u00eb 500 metra distanc\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Ju afrova dhe i zgjata 1000 lek\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>I mori dhe m\u00eb thot\u00eb: <\/p>\n<p>-Pse me jep lek\u00eb, zotni? <\/p>\n<p>Mu skuq\u00ebn vesh\u00ebt. I thash\u00eb: <\/p>\n<p>-T\u00eb kam dh\u00ebn\u00eb dhe her\u00eb t\u00eb tjera? <\/p>\n<p>Zot\u00ebri! <\/p>\n<p>Mua ma lypin nat\u00ebn. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb nuk lyp dit\u00ebn. <\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb befasoi p\u00ebrgjigja, duke m\u00eb kujtuar \u201cLaviren\u201d e Zhan Pol Sarterit. <\/p>\n<p>Duke pasur koh\u00eb e pyeta: <\/p>\n<p>-Nga je? <\/p>\n<p>Nga Kor\u00e7a. Por jam rritur n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>-Je e martuar? <\/p>\n<p>Vitin e tret\u00eb t\u00eb martes\u00ebs burri m\u00eb ndau. <\/p>\n<p>Mori nj\u00eb \u00e7upk\u00eb. E mallkova. Vdiq. <\/p>\n<p>-Si vdiq? <\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb po ecte. Kalon nj\u00eb aeroplan. <\/p>\n<p>Ngriti kok\u00ebn. Hodhi hapin&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Ra n\u00eb nj\u00eb grop\u00eb me g\u00eblqere. <\/p>\n<p>Vdiq i djegur, <\/p>\n<p>I zhuritur! <\/p>\n<p>E zuri mallkimi! <\/p>\n<p>-U martove p\u00ebrs\u00ebri? <\/p>\n<p>Po. N\u00eb vitin 1994. Djali ishte i bukur. <\/p>\n<p>Zum\u00eb nj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb. N\u00eb muajin e pest\u00eb b\u00ebra abort. <\/p>\n<p>Burri merrej me bisnes. Disa vite i thash\u00eb sikter varf\u00ebris\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Por burri donte f\u00ebmij\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cPunonim\u201d nat\u00eb e dit\u00eb pa frena. <\/p>\n<p>Nuk ngela shtat\u00ebzan\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb gjeta mbi komodin\u00eb dy gisht let\u00ebr. <\/p>\n<p>Je shterp\u00eb. Ika. Pa\u00e7 vat. <\/p>\n<p>Ishte lidhur me nj\u00eb rospie. Kishin marr\u00eb aratin\u00eb drejt Italis\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>E mallkova. <\/p>\n<p>Disa vite m\u00eb von, mora vesh se e kishte shtypur treni! <\/p>\n<p>-Mallkimet i paske me \u201cbereqet\u201d. <\/p>\n<p>U martove p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb tret\u00eb? <\/p>\n<p>Jo. Njoha nj\u00eb djal\u00eb t\u00eb bukur grek. <\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb mori n\u00eb Athin\u00eb. Dy vjet m\u00eb futi n\u00eb krevat. <\/p>\n<p>Vitin e tret\u00eb m\u00eb shiti. <\/p>\n<p>Kalova dor\u00eb m\u00eb dor\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb von p\u00ebrfundova tek semafori. <\/p>\n<p>E kam b\u00ebr\u00eb edhe pes\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb nat\u00eb, duke fituar 200 evro. <\/p>\n<p>-Mos jan\u00eb shum\u00eb pes\u00eb her\u00eb-nata? <\/p>\n<p>Mbushet pusi me gj\u00eblp\u00ebra? <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb punoja n\u00eb sektorin semafor &#8211; lulishte. Nga drita n\u00eb er\u00ebsir\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Vinte klienti. Futeshim n\u00eb pyll.\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>Seks n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Por shum\u00eb klient\u00eb donin orale? <\/p>\n<p>E di pse? <\/p>\n<p>Mashkulli \u00ebsht\u00eb budalla n\u00eb raport me femr\u00ebn. <\/p>\n<p>Mendojn\u00eb: <\/p>\n<p>sida nuk merret nga goja! <\/p>\n<p>-Pse u ktheve n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb? <\/p>\n<p>Mu shtuan rudhat. M\u00eb ran\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt. <\/p>\n<p>Vura proteza. <\/p>\n<p>-Punon n\u00eb kryeqytet? <\/p>\n<p>Dit\u00ebn dal rrug\u00ebve. <\/p>\n<p>Nat\u00ebn gjuaj klient\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>-Gjen? <\/p>\n<p>Ka pleq. Duan orale. <\/p>\n<p>U p\u00eblqen shtergimi me nofulla, pa proteza\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>-Ke ndonj\u00eb politikan klient? <\/p>\n<p>Kam tre ish deputet\u00eb socialist. <\/p>\n<p>Dy ish deputet\u00eb demokrat. <\/p>\n<p>Erdhi autobuzi. <\/p>\n<p>Mu pre biseda. <\/p>\n<p>2.<br \/>\nDita e dyt\u00eb.<br \/>\nN\u00eb pritje t\u00eb autobuzit. Dallova zonj\u00ebn. <\/p>\n<p>I l\u00ebshova n\u00eb dor\u00eb 1000 lek\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>-Si e ke emrin? <\/p>\n<p>Tatjana. <\/p>\n<p>-Em\u00ebr i bukur, si p\u00ebr vajzat ruse. <\/p>\n<p>B\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb selfie? <\/p>\n<p>-Jooo! T\u00eb b\u00ebhet xheloze gruaja! <\/p>\n<p>Dhe u largua nj\u00eb hap. <\/p>\n<p>-T\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb foto? <\/p>\n<p>Me pages\u00eb. Nuk blen mall. <\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb duke i lodhur nga mosha?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u00c7do dit\u00eb pres autobuzin p\u00ebr t\u00eb shkuar n\u00eb Top Channel. Ka koh\u00eb q\u00eb shoh, n\u00eb cepin e rrug\u00ebs nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb. Tek kafene \u201cArtisti\u201d. Vjen dhe ik\u00ebn n\u00eb 500 metra distanc\u00eb. Ju afrova dhe i zgjata 1000 lek\u00eb. I mori dhe m\u00eb thot\u00eb: -Pse me jep lek\u00eb, zotni? Mu skuq\u00ebn vesh\u00ebt. I thash\u00eb: -T\u00eb kam [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16886,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-16885","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-opinione"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16887,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16885\/revisions\/16887"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}