{"id":13125,"date":"2022-08-06T08:05:01","date_gmt":"2022-08-06T08:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=13125"},"modified":"2022-08-06T08:05:01","modified_gmt":"2022-08-06T08:05:01","slug":"mitro-cela-sokol-olldashi-dhe-pelikani-kacurel-ne-bruksel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2022\/08\/06\/mitro-cela-sokol-olldashi-dhe-pelikani-kacurel-ne-bruksel\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitro \u00c7ela\/ SOKOL OLLDASHI DHE PELIKANI KA\u00c7UREL N\u00cb BRUKSEL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Nj\u00eb esse n\u00eb kujtim t\u00eb mikut tim Sokol Olldashi.- <\/p>\n<p>Rruga Fier &#8211; Vlor\u00eb ishte parashikuar t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohej me finacim t\u00eb Bashkimit Evropian. <\/p>\n<p>U b\u00eb projekti I rrug\u00ebs. U b\u00ebn\u00eb llogarit\u00eb p\u00ebr sasin\u00eb e parave. <\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb Bruksel, p\u00ebr t\u00eb firmosur livrimin e fondeve shkoi nj\u00eb delegacion. <\/p>\n<p>E kryesonte ministri I Transportit, Sokol Olldashi. <\/p>\n<p>Kur ministri priste t\u00eb hidhej firma, ekspert\u00ebt e Brukselit kund\u00ebrshtuan. <\/p>\n<p>Mes ministrit dhe nj\u00eb eksperti, u zhvillua nj\u00eb bised\u00eb me nota surealiste. <\/p>\n<p>Ministri:- Kush \u00ebsh\u00eb shkaku q\u00eb nuk paranoni t\u00eb hidhni firm\u00ebn? <\/p>\n<p>Eksperti:- Pelikani ka\u00e7urrel! <\/p>\n<p>Ministri:- \u00c7\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo marr\u00ebzi?! Ne kemi ardhur n\u00eb Bruksel p\u00ebr rrug\u00ebn, ju na flisni p\u00ebr zoga t\u00eb egra?! <\/p>\n<p>Eksperti:- Z\u00ebvend\u00ebs ministri juaj i Mjedisit Taulant Bimo, ka shkruar se n\u00eb k\u00ebnet\u00ebn e Nart\u00ebs, pran\u00eb s\u00eb cil\u00ebs do t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb rruga Fier &#8211; Vlor\u00eb, rriten zogj t\u00eb rrall\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Me parat\u00eb e BE nuk mund t\u00eb lejojm\u00eb \u201cpushkatimin\u201d e pelikanit ka\u00e7urrel?! <\/p>\n<p>Do t\u00eb ishte nj\u00eb akt \u00e7njer\u00ebzor! Evropa e idealeve t\u00eb Miteranit, Kolit, Margaret Te\u00e7erit dhe Toni Bler nuk do t\u00eb lejoj\u00eb dhe as ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb lejuar kurr\u00eb, t\u00eb abuzohet mbi te drejt\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb jetuar, e drejt\u00eb e dh\u00ebn\u00eb nga Zoti, p\u00ebr pelikanin ka\u00e7urrel t\u00eb pafajsh\u00ebm?! <\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb inat e sip\u00ebr ministri mori n\u00eb telefon kryeministrin Berisha. <\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb <\/p>\n<p>-Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb z\u00ebvend\u00ebs ministri i Mejdisit Taulant Bimo m\u00eb tregoi: <\/p>\n<p>-Mesnat\u00eb. Isha shtrir\u00eb n\u00eb krevat. Bie telefoni\u2026Ishte Kryeministri!&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Pa shum\u00eb delikates\u00eb, m\u00eb ftoi t\u00eb shkoja n\u00eb zyr\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Kryeminstri u fut drejt e n\u00eb teme: <\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ke shkruar ndonj\u00eb let\u00ebr, duke ja postuar Brukselit p\u00ebr pelikanin ka\u00e7urel? <\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fillim thash\u00eb jo. <\/p>\n<p>Pastaj u kujtova&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb erdhi zemra n\u00eb vend\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>Disa vite m\u00eb par\u00eb kisha botuar nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr p\u00ebr shpend\u00ebt e rrall\u00eb q\u00eb rriten n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri. <\/p>\n<p>Mes tyre b\u00ebn pjes\u00eb edhe pelikani ka\u00e7urel. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cLibri, me sa duket do ket\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb duar e ndonj\u00eb eksperti t\u00eb BE, &#8211; I thash\u00eb Kryeministrit.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>-Duhet gjetur nj\u00eb kompromis, &#8211; tha Berisha duke qeshur.- T\u00eb lutem, b\u00ebj nj\u00eb let\u00ebr p\u00ebr Brukselin\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>-Po at\u00eb nat\u00eb, tregon Taulan Bimo, \u201cthura\u201d nj\u00eb let\u00ebr diplomatike. Hodha iden\u00eb: <\/p>\n<p>Rruga Fier- Vlor\u00eb, t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohet, n\u00ebse projektit i b\u00ebhen koregjime p\u00ebr mbrojtjen e pelikanit ka\u00e7urel.\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>Kush nuk e beson tregimin tim, le t\u00eb marri rrug\u00ebn p\u00ebr n\u00eb Vlor\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb autostrad\u00eb, si fantazm\u00eb n\u00eb mes te fush\u00ebs, jan\u00eb nd\u00ebrtuar disa prita me rrjeta. <\/p>\n<p>Rreth nj\u00eb kilomet\u00ebr t\u00eb gjata?! <\/p>\n<p>Para p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbrojtur pelikanin edhe ka\u00e7urel\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Nj\u00eb esse n\u00eb kujtim t\u00eb mikut tim Sokol Olldashi.- Rruga Fier &#8211; Vlor\u00eb ishte parashikuar t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohej me finacim t\u00eb Bashkimit Evropian. U b\u00eb projekti I rrug\u00ebs. U b\u00ebn\u00eb llogarit\u00eb p\u00ebr sasin\u00eb e parave. N\u00eb Bruksel, p\u00ebr t\u00eb firmosur livrimin e fondeve shkoi nj\u00eb delegacion. E kryesonte ministri I Transportit, Sokol Olldashi. 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