{"id":10285,"date":"2022-07-21T08:17:27","date_gmt":"2022-07-21T08:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/?p=10285"},"modified":"2022-07-21T08:17:27","modified_gmt":"2022-07-21T08:17:27","slug":"mitro-cela-bisede-ne-mynih-me-cunat-e-londres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/2022\/07\/21\/mitro-cela-bisede-ne-mynih-me-cunat-e-londres\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitro \u00c7ela\/BISED\u00cb N\u00cb MYNIH ME \u00c7UNAT E LONDR\u00cbS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Pro e kundra amnistis\u00eb fiskale. <\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fillim t\u00eb korrikut isha n\u00eb Mynih. <\/p>\n<p>Po sh\u00ebtisja n\u00eb qendr\u00ebn e qytetit. <\/p>\n<p>-Profesor Mitro? Nuk po m\u00eb njeh?<br \/>\nJam Kristaqi nga Tirana. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-Emigrant n\u00eb Gjermani? <\/p>\n<p>Ai:-Emigrant fluturues. Lond\u00ebr. Mynih. Barcelon\u00eb. Mosk\u00eb. Milano. Athin\u00eb. Kam 15 vjet q\u00eb punoj. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-Punon stuardes? <\/p>\n<p>Ai:- Ha. Ha. Pim\u00eb nj\u00eb birr\u00eb, t\u00eb t\u00eb tregoj zanatin? <\/p>\n<p>U ul\u00ebm. Posht\u00eb g\u00ebshtenjave shekullore, ishte ngritur nj\u00eb birrari. Erdh\u00ebm edhe dy djem. Njeri nga Hasi. Tjetri tjet\u00ebr nga Vlora <\/p>\n<p>Ai:-Ne blejm\u00eb mall n\u00eb Kolumbi. E shesim n\u00eb Evrop\u00eb. N\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00eb. Me risk?! <\/p>\n<p>Dera e burgut \u00ebsht\u00eb e hapur. Un\u00eb kam q\u00ebn\u00eb dy her\u00eb brenda. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-E r\u00ebnd\u00eb jeta n\u00eb burg? <\/p>\n<p>Ai:-Burgjet jan\u00eb hotel me kat\u00ebr yje. Rrezik? Po. Mund t\u00eb hash ndonj\u00eb thik\u00eb pas shpine nga \u00e7unat?! <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-Ke d\u00ebgjuar p\u00ebr amnistin\u00eb fiskale t\u00eb Ram\u00ebs? <\/p>\n<p>Ai:-Po. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-Ke bler\u00eb Dixhital? <\/p>\n<p>Ai-B\u00ebn humor? Pas pune ne shkojm\u00eb n\u00eb kazino ose klube nate. Atje tretim parat\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>-Para disa dit\u00ebsh ishte n\u00eb Angli Damjan Gjiknuri me dy deputet\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Mblodhi \u00e7unat e Londr\u00ebs. Isha edhe un\u00eb? E di \u00e7far\u00eb na tha? <\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u00c7unat e Londr\u00ebs te vin\u00eb n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb\u00a0 p\u00ebr t\u00eb legalizuar parat\u00eb (paund) e fituar. Deri 2 milion\u00eb euro, do b\u00ebhen me nj\u00eb taks\u00eb t\u00eb thjesht\u00eb.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-Beson se Rama do ta b\u00ebj\u00eb amnistin\u00eb? <\/p>\n<p>-E shoh t\u00eb v\u00ebshtir\u00eb. Ka dy arsye. <\/p>\n<p>S\u00eb pari. \u00c7unat mund t\u00eb legalizojn\u00eb n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb parat\u00eb e tyre. Por edhe parat\u00eb e \u00e7unave rus\u00eb, kinez\u00eb , arab\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>S\u00eb dyti. Part\u00eb q\u00eb fitojn\u00eb \u00e7unat tan\u00eb shkojn\u00eb rreth 15-20 miliard\u00eb euro. <\/p>\n<p>Kjo para sot shpenzohet n\u00eb Britanin\u00eb e Madhe. Po u legalizua n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, \u00ebsht\u00eb humbje e madhe p\u00ebr financat e Londr\u00ebs. <\/p>\n<p>Ti je ekonomist. Ke q\u00ebn\u00eb deputet. Mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhet amnistia? <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-N\u00eb Tiran\u00eb debati p\u00ebr annistin\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb mod\u00eb. Ka pro e kundra. <\/p>\n<p>Pro?<br \/>\nRama.<br \/>\nIso i mbajn\u00eb ministrat, deputet\u00ebt. Pushtetar\u00ebt.<br \/>\nArgumenti. Amnisti ka b\u00ebr\u00eb Italia. Gjermania. Spanja. <\/p>\n<p>Kundra.<br \/>\nBerisha.<br \/>\nOpozita. <\/p>\n<p>Argumenti? Shqip\u00ebria do b\u00ebhen han me dy porta p\u00ebr t\u00eb futur para t\u00eb pista dhe t\u00eb zeza?! <\/p>\n<p>Kundra.<br \/>\nFMN<br \/>\nBANKA BOT\u00cbRORE<br \/>\nBE<br \/>\nAmbasador\u00ebt. <\/p>\n<p>Ai:-Drog\u00ebn e pin\u00eb evropian\u00ebt. Aty nis krimi. \u00c7unat sh\u00ebrbejn\u00eb. Ka bashk\u00ebpunim. Pir\u00ebsit me shit\u00ebsit. Pse kriminel\u00eb vet\u00ebm \u00e7unat? <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-Mendoj se amnistia duhet b\u00ebr\u00eb. Jo me iden\u00eb e Ram\u00ebs. Jo me ligj. Jo me zhurm\u00eb. Jo me mlef. Nuk mund t\u00eb dal\u00ebsh kund\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve. \u00cbsht\u00eb si ti biesh murit me kok\u00eb. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-\u00c7unat e Londr\u00ebs d\u00ebrgojn\u00eb paund n\u00eb Shq\u00ebri? <\/p>\n<p>Ai:-Sigurisht. Nuk shihen eurot, por vilat, hotelet, resortet, kullat q\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohen kudo. <\/p>\n<p>Por parat\u00eb i d\u00ebrgojm\u00eb<br \/>\nsi ilegal\u00ebt. Me \u00e7anta. Me torba. Me lepurin n\u00eb bark. N\u00eb prit\u00eb kemi taksidar\u00ebt. Doganier\u00ebt, polic\u00ebt, pastrusit e parave. <\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb:-N\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri 30 &#8211; 40 p\u00ebrqind e ekonomis\u00eb punon n\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00eb. Mes banker\u00ebve thuhet se \u00e7unat d\u00ebrgojn\u00eb tre-kat\u00ebr miliard\u00eb euro\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb se qeveria b\u00ebn \u201cnje sy qorr e nj\u00eb sy shurdh\u201d, n\u00eb atdhe mund t\u00eb vin\u00eb 7-8 miliard\u00eb euro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Pro e kundra amnistis\u00eb fiskale. N\u00eb fillim t\u00eb korrikut isha n\u00eb Mynih. Po sh\u00ebtisja n\u00eb qendr\u00ebn e qytetit. -Profesor Mitro? Nuk po m\u00eb njeh? Jam Kristaqi nga Tirana. Un\u00eb:-Emigrant n\u00eb Gjermani? Ai:-Emigrant fluturues. Lond\u00ebr. Mynih. Barcelon\u00eb. Mosk\u00eb. Milano. Athin\u00eb. Kam 15 vjet q\u00eb punoj. Un\u00eb:-Punon stuardes? Ai:- Ha. Ha. Pim\u00eb nj\u00eb birr\u00eb, t\u00eb t\u00eb tregoj [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-10285","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-opinione"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10285"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10287,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10285\/revisions\/10287"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neutrale.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}